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Harlequin is a city in The Chimeric Empire.

Harlequin

Description[ | ]

A city of fools and jesters, but nothing about Harlequin is amusing.

Most of the citizens live outside the city walls in vast tent-slums, ragged and bright and teeming with disease.

Gaining Entry[ | ]

To gain entry to Harlequin, you will need one of the following:

  • 4+ Reputation: Chimeric Empire
  • 30 G + Stats#Guile check
  • 1 Droll Recollection

Interactions[ | ]

Rest and recover.[ | ]

Requires: Sanity damage, Spirit check

This will recover some of your Sanity.

Success: +Sanity

Failure: -Sanity

Repair your hull.[ | ]

Requires: Hull damage

Sixteen raucous clowns pile into your kinetopede, waving wrenches and blow-torches with a gleeful lack of regard for each other's lives.

-# G

Hull to max

Gather news.[ | ]

Requires: 0 Current Affairs: Harlequin

The tannoys, of course, are useless for anything but propaganda and punning. You'll need to speak to the beggars, who won't be willing to talk for free.

-10 G

+1 Current Affairs: Harlequin

An audience with the Painted Queen.[ | ]

Once per visit

The Pasquinade Palace is hosting one of its games. You may petition the Queen if you wish, but try not to bore her.

+1 Lurid Tale

Violence in the tent-slums.[ | ]

Once per visit

You hear gunfire, and screams that could be laughter.

Possible results:

You are invited to a Night of Revels in the Pasquinade Palace.[ | ]

Requires: 8+ Reputation: Chimeric Empire

The messenger is a blind old clown whose eyes have been replaced with plastic flowers.

+1 Disquieting Incident

Ascertain the loyalty of the Painted Queen.[ | ]

Requires: Empire's Overthrow 5

+2 Angelwine +1 Obscene Booklet

Accompany Harmony to the Grotesquerie.[ | ]

Requires: Harmony Ricketts on board, Beauty in Abomination 6, Vigilance check

Always: -2 Terrible Secret, +1 Disquieting Incident, +1 Horrifying Ordeal, -Sanity, Beauty in Abomination 7

Success: +1 Box of Terrifying Memories

Failure: +1 Disquieting Incident

Shops[ | ]

The Grotesquerie[ | ]

Clowns in white coats perform their craft upon willing and unwilling subjects, with vats and pins and scalpels. (Note: Although some of the descriptions suggest that items are available for sale, the Grotesquerie only ever purchases.)

Name Buy Sell Description
Box of Terrifying Memories - 100 G The Humourists of the Grotesquerie often take their patients' memories, particularly the memories of their treatments. They review them at leisure, and sell them when bored.
Biological Anomaly - 215 G "At the bottom of a mutagen vat it was, shrieking," one of the Humourists tells you. "Your guess is as good as ours, ha haha ha."
Primordial Oddity - 250 G "It must be a relic of older times, ha haha ha! We must study it, give it to us. Can you imagine, can you imagine, can you even imagine?"
Deiform Scabmatter - 870 G "Oh, godmatter - this is godmatter. Imagine a god-thing we made, and imagine it in torment. Oh, give it to us."

Grueber's Sardonic Implements[ | ]

Grueber is not merely a merchant - he also offers his services as a prankster, musician and thief for hire. His shop is fashioned in the sickeningly colourful Harlequin style and filled with weaponry.

Name Buy Sell Description
Gallows Candle 60 G - "Plenty of killers around here," says Grueber, taking a drag on his cheap little cigarette. "Plenty of corpses, too."
Laudanum 70 G - "Calms the mind, stiffens the nerves. Good if you want to survive here."
Embalmed Corpse 70 G - "I got a job lot of these a while ago. Stack 'em high, sell 'em cheap, that's the way to do it."
Arms Consignment 200 G - "Everybody's out to get you. Get them first."
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